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23

Dec

pelicanspox:

It’s December 23, everyone. Happy Festivus!

Something about Festivus made me remember my tumblr… 2 and a half years later.  0_o

14

Apr

betterbooktitles:

Lewis Carroll: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass

betterbooktitles:

Lewis Carroll: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass

11

Apr

whatsinthedark:

oh-sarcasm-how-original:


purple eye by Lee251073 on Flickr.
Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes) Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile.

omg that second part cannon be ligit omg
im pretty sure purple eyes are a ligit mutation thing some people have
it’s coolio

OMG why was I not born with this genetic mutation?!?! I would love to have purple eyes and not mentruate/shave. That would be the fucking best. But even if I just got the purple eyes, that’d be groovy too.

Looked this up.  It is entirely fictional and was created by a Daria fanfiction author.  It does sound cool, though.

whatsinthedark:

oh-sarcasm-how-original:

purple eye by Lee251073 on Flickr.

Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.

Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes) Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile.

omg that second part cannon be ligit omg

im pretty sure purple eyes are a ligit mutation thing some people have

it’s coolio

OMG why was I not born with this genetic mutation?!?! I would love to have purple eyes and not mentruate/shave. That would be the fucking best. But even if I just got the purple eyes, that’d be groovy too.

Looked this up.  It is entirely fictional and was created by a Daria fanfiction author.  It does sound cool, though.

(Source: solarflaresinmymind)

03

Apr

urhajos:

Toy Stories by Aled Lewis

urhajos:

Toy Stories by Aled Lewis

30

Mar

ianbrooks:

laughingsquid:

My Shit’s In Museums, Brags Extinct Dinosaur

People pay money to look at my shit.

29

Mar

27

Mar

Aww… That’s just really sad.

Aww… That’s just really sad.

25

Mar

thelosersite.tumblr.com - Type it on your address bar.

jennifersbodies:

littlemissweird:

When you see it, you’ll SHIT bricks.

David Karp’s so silly. Trololol. GENIUS. This is how I’m typing it from now on. ;) :))

(Source: itsjamesyall)

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bbook:

Mornin!

I ordered some of these from a hs band kid a few weeks ago.  WHERE ARE THEY, KID?

bbook:

Mornin!

I ordered some of these from a hs band kid a few weeks ago.  WHERE ARE THEY, KID?